dear mom, dear past me, dear person i have a crush on, dear *anyone*
thank you for distracting me from my homework god bless
to be honest, i’m not sure how long these are supposed to be, so sorry if they’re too short/long for your tastes
ok here we go.
I’m sorry for being such a horrible daughter. You have every right to call me what you do, and although I may act like this, please know that I really do love you. It’s not like I’m intentionally acting like a bitch; that’s just how I am. I’m short-tempered, rude, bitchy, and ungrateful. Plus, I have a really bad attitude problem. I’m sorry I’m not the good type of daughter you deserve to have. Thank you for putting up with me all these years and I hope you know that I really do love you.
Dear Past Me,
You may be going through some tough times, but it will all get better. Dad will back off for a bit, you’ll make more friends, and the drama will pass. You’ll meet people like Celest and you’ll cheer up. Please keep holding on. You can do it. As corny as this sounds, believe me when I say that you are not alone.
Dear Person I have a crush on,
You are honestly one of the sweetest and most adorable people I have ever met. Just talking to you brightens my day and makes me smile like an idiot. Wow that sounds really cliche, but it’s true. Maybe I’ll tell you how I feel someday, but I probably won’t tell you until I’ve gotten over my feelings. Until then, however, I’ll just keep this to myself hehehe
Your secret admirer
HI I LOVE YOU JS. If you ever want to talk to someone or just need a place to rant/vent, my ask box is always open! And if you’d prefer to contact me privately, just ask for my skype and we can talk there. Please don’t be afraid to approach me. I don’t judge, so you can tell me anything, really. Please don’t feel like you have no one to talk to. I’ll always be here.
I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored
did someone say something
But sweetheart, you did not end this comic.
Here, let me help you.
The love (as well as the hate) you give will always come back to you at some point in your life.
Believe me, I know exactly what I am talking about.
Aprendiendo de la vida.
DO YOU EVER START LISTENING TO AN AUDIO POST AND THEN START SCROLLING DOWN YOUR DASH JAMMING OUT BUT THEN YOU COME ACROSS ANOTHER AUDIO POST AND YOUR LIKE “oH„„ I WANT TO LISTEN TO THAT ONE TOO” BUT THE OTHER AUDIO POST IS STILL GOING AND IT’S TOO FAR UP YOUR DASH TO BOTHER SCROLLING BACK UP TO PAUSE SO YOUR JUST CAUGHT THERE STARING AT THE POST YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO CAUGHT IN AUDIO LIMBO
So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my
- cellular number
- first born
you know, anything you want
nicki in the background
oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”
does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor
i went to school with a pair of identical twins and one time one of them was like “i’m so hot, i’d fuck me” and he turned to wink suggestively at his brother who just batted his eyelashes and blew a kiss at him
I’ve been 18+ since I was 12